Displayed inside a showcase on the elevated floor of the MCG is housed a electric pink suit performed in by the entertainer. The concert in front of a massive crowd of attendees was seen as a triumph.
It's possible you enjoy Robbie Williams. You might think he is the finest offering to music the world has ever seen. Or you could adopt a reasonable stance, conceding that some hits are fantastic while others are terrible.
The key argument is that enjoyment can manifest in countless ways. Tastes vary. There is no one way to create literature or even Test cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
The five-day game boasts incomparable variety. It is hard to think of another sport where the playing is so reliant upon the environment.
The elements, the hour of play, the ball – the factors are countless. Crucially is the playing surface.
If the long game is an artistic pursuit, the pitch is the canvas on which the athletes craft their legacy.
A Broken-Down Battle: The MCG Match
The fourth Ashes Test between the two sides was an abstract version of cricket, the traditional sport taken to pieces and stuck back together in a bizarre shape.
This is not a endorsement of the wicket which resulted in a win and the another short match of the Ashes battle.
Having 10mm of grass on the pitch, resulting in numerous dismissals being taken in less than two days, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Varied History: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be marked with an asterisk as not a proper Test, is wide of the mark.
The long game is a diverse canvas, a long history and ongoing. Sometimes, like in Melbourne, the ball does all sorts for the seamers. Sometimes, it turns square on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The exciting finishes are even more exciting owing to the time devoted elsewhere.
Adjustment: The Real Challenge
Certain variables are tolerated more readily than others.
The argument in during the match was that the balance was tipped too far towards the fielding side. That the top batters were hindered from demonstrating their skill.
The format is about adapting to challenges – assessing the wicket and adjusting effectively. The best individual scores were made by world-class batters. One line-up committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Go and inform the fans who have endured 18 winless matches that this was not entertaining.
In a corner of the ground, a sea of people made noise and sang their songs, fostering a carnival vibe in a heartland of national pride.
There was optimism as the bowlers dominated, advantage when batters fought back, and unconditional love when the victory was secured.
Extreme Ends: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The venue has form with difficult wickets. In the past, a Test there featured a strip with the character of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That match was a marathon, with few wickets and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that previous match are diametrically opposed points of the scale – both are not the standard, yet historical weight can be found in both.
Four Tests into the ongoing battle, it is the two-day matches that will be most remembered in the history books.
"Far from being the end of the long game at all," observed a past champion. "Spectators who have been fortunate to see these short time have been experienced some fantastic sport. Different entertainment."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the build-up to this Test, the captain talked like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his back.
The team delivered for him, bringing back the smile to his face.
Different players delivered with crucial roles. These are incremental gains, not nearly enough to ensure long-term futures, but a foundation to use as a platform.
At the very least, this MCG win is added to other memorable performances in dead rubbers.
As the crowd slipped away into a glorious Melbourne evening, the players assembled on the field to start their own enjoyment.
Celebrate the win, men. It's well deserved.